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fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

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thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

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motherspookinoedipus:

beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha

im going to reblog this
and if i get one more fucking ask
about that fucking comma
i swear ill murder someone

motherspookinoedipus:

beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha

im going to reblog this

and if i get one more fucking ask

about that fucking comma

i swear ill murder someone

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barfpop:

me when someone pulled old receipts of my fav being problematic 

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caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

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taylorannshazamm:

c-roatoa-n:

majesticajeff:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

nerd-with-wings:

some eyes are red

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some eyes are blue

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crowley’s a demon

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and now you are, too

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some eyes are yellow

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some eyes are white

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open your eyes, dean

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it’s a new kind of life

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Some eyes are dark

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Some eyes are light

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He said ‘What happened to you being okay with this?’

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And i said ‘I lied.’

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Was that last one really nessassary

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  • Question: how is that homophobic? i have gay friends and support them all the way, but i don't believe in gay marriage. - Anonymous
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    scienceofsarcasm:

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    lesbianvenom:

    your gay friends are all talking shit behind your back 100%

    Yeah, you support them all the way.. We’ll most of the way.. We’ll some of the way.. Clearly not as far as marriage.. Cause marriage ain’t for gays.. Or something

    You hear so many of these people say, “I have a lot of gay friends but don’t believe in same sex marriage”, but you never hear gay people say “I’ve lots of friends who think it should be illegal for me to marry the person I love”.

    So, here’s a PSA for everyone who is against marriage equality, but thinks they have gay friends. You probably don’t. What you have are gay acquaintances who have learned to quietly put up with your bullshit because it’s the path of least resistance and they just don’t have the energy to “My Fair Lady” your ass into being a decent human being.

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